As a parent, you never know from one day to the next what your kids will do. Sometimes, they’re just naughty. It’s those times when you want to pull your hair out. Other times, they’re hysterical to point where you’re rolling on the floor laughing.
Either way, you wouldn’t change your position as a mom or dad for anything in the world. But the one thing you might do is share your experiences via tweets. For the other parents reading them, not only does this make them feel a little saner but it also gives them a good chuckle.
These 75 tweets are perfect examples of what we mean. If you’re already a mom or dad, you’ll appreciate them. If you’re expecting a baby or thinking of starting a family, they might help prepare you for what’s to come.
And this won’t happen just once or twice while raising kids, this could go on even into their adulthood. The key is to not panic…it’s just part of parenting.
The last thing you want to do as a parent is to tell a lie to your kids. This mom was telling the truth. She just failed to mention the one small detail in parenthesis. This kind of makes you wonder if her children will ever catch on.
Yes, both rest and routine are extremely important for kids, especially when they’re still young. But now we know there’s a hidden agenda. Hey, this parent is just being responsible since Game of Thrones isn’t a kid-friendly show.
Of course, this mom was only kidding. But sometimes, parents feel that way. We’re sure she just had a bad day, perhaps a flat tire, whiney kids, broken washing machine, who knows.
5. Mommy of the year award
Boy, did she nail this one on the head. As a parent, you’ll do anything to keep your kids comfortable and safe…even if that means dying. Then again, that’d leave them without a mom or dad so it’s probably better to just wake them up.
You know, unless you want the blunt truth, never ask your child a question. But sometimes, you don’t even have to ask them something. They’ll tell you exactly what they think. Oh, the pain of parenting.
One of the things every parent can attest to is that kids do the strangest things. In those times, there’s simply no explanation. Case in point — this tweet. This is when you have to come up with an alternative solution, like using the bread for stuffing instead of sandwiches.
No parent wants a greedy child. One way to avoid that…surprise them with something they’re not crazy about. At least this kid will have nice teeth.
As we mentioned, moms and dads love their children and wouldn’t know what to do without them. But there are times when they’d at least like to try it. That’s when a little one comes up and gives the best hug ever and all the bad stuff disappears.
10. The importance of manners
We have to give this parent kudos for teaching their oldest child manners. But in a situation like this, education probably needs to be broadened just a tad. At least the kid asked permission first.
Before having kids, every person wants to do the best possible job in raising them. So, they set what they perceive to be realistic goals. But then once children come into the picture, they’re lucky if they can get them dressed.
For the first, maybe a second time, the “Clean Up” song seems to work perfectly. After that, the only resolve is to threaten them within an inch of their life. Sad but true.
13. Getting pregnant doesn’t cost a dime
It’s after the fact when moms and dads realize just how gosh darn expensive that little human is. Between doctor’s visits, braces, driving lessons, proms, and the list goes on, it’s enough to bankrupt some parents.
When pregnant, a lot of parents offer this advice…with kids, you’ll always stay young. In one sense of the word, that’s right. On the other hand, gray hair starts growing much faster than expected.
As a parent, this exact scenario will play out in your home…many times. You’ll also have your child call for you and when you go to see what they want, you can anticipate hearing something like, “Never mind” or “Nothing.”
This mom thought her husband was talking about the kids, not the shoes. But in all reality, there’ll come a time when you favor one child over the other. It’s usually when a specific child is being super naughty.
17. The negotiating begins
It doesn’t take long for kids to learn they have some negotiating power. This is a prime example. Here’s a little insight — when you have children, always be very specific in what you say and ask. Otherwise, you’ll get a response like this.
18. “See, mommy and daddy love it”
Although you don’t want to lie to your children, sometimes, you just have to suck it up. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with a white lie if it’s for the good of your kids. Right?
Especially if you post somewhat controversial things on your Facebook page, you’ll hear a lot of tit for tat. At home, sibling rivalry is pretty much the same thing only it’s all three-dimensional.
While rewarding, parenting is often hard. Whether a toddler or teenager who sasses back, moms and dads need a break once in a while. Yeah, it might sting for a second but oh, the silence is golden.
21. Is that all it takes?
Shoot, parents everywhere will be stocking up on so many peanuts that stocks will soar. The only negative aspect of this is trying to explain to people why you allow your child to carry a jar around everywhere they go.
22. That’s what it’s called
We have a feeling the person who asked this question was referring to some kind of medical condition. But as a parent, this was the first response that came to mind. And yes, it’s true
This parent probably misses their kid a lot while they’re at school. But this honest answer just goes to show that moms and dads need breaks. And they’re getting an education…so, showing excitement isn’t all that bad.
Hey, we shouldn’t judge this parent. After all, we don’t know what kind of day they had. Besides that, it’s sprinkling. That’s a valid reason, don’t you think?
You might be laughing at this now but just wait until you become a parent. You’ll look back on this tweet and sympathize with this mom. Why are kids (and husbands) so difficult to please?
This parent was probably glad her child was so open and honest in their response. But in their mind, they’re probably thinking something like, “why don’t you do the bad stuff at school and be good at home?”
27. She’ll make a perfect wife
Someday, when this little girl grows up, she’s going to fit the wife mold perfectly. Instead of waiting for her dad’s response, she let him know exactly what he was thinking. We love it.
As a parent, you’ll discover that you have a lot less control than you’d like to have. But using a car seat is brilliant. You’ve got them just where you want them, no matter how much they complaint.
No matter how tired you feel or even if you’re extremely sick, there’ll be times like this when you move faster than you knew you could. Just remember, a permanent marker is only one example of when the speed will kick in.
30. The more balls the harder it gets
This person perfectly describes what it’s like to be a parent. Now, just imagine large families that have six, seven, eight, or more balls all in the air at the same time. What’s that commercial — “Calgon take me away.”
31. To dream the impossible dream
This mom has great goals when it comes to parenting. But with all those little ones running around, they’ll never come to fruition. At least she has really good intentions.
Every parent has great aspirations for their kids. Perhaps they’ll become a doctor, maybe an attorney, or who knows, one day, they might be sitting in the Oval Office. Then again, this is more realistic.
33. You just can’t please them
There’s a chance this kid really doesn’t like peanut butter. But more than likely, they’ve discovered a new way to push mom’s buttons. We’re leaning more toward the second choice.
Both moms and dads often spend a lot of time in the kitchen preparing a healthy and delicious meal for their family only to have this happen. If you find yourself in this situation, hire a cook or, perhaps go on strike.
When it’s put like that, it makes perfect sense. Yeah, no more dinners out, movies, concerts, trips, lunches with friends, and the list goes on. Just imagine all the money you can sock away…not.
This is something else you’ll hear a lot as a parent. For some reason, kids think they’re supposed to be paid for doing things like cleaning their room, picking up their toys, and being nice to their sibling. Sorry kid…it doesn’t work that way but nice try.
When you become a parent, all you want is some quality time with family and friends so you can talk about things other than parenting. But as this mom stated, you’ll end up doing this. Yes, parenting is painful.
Although this kid is correct, they sound a little bit entitled. It’s Mother’s Day…let her enjoy the candy all by herself. No sharing this time.
39. It’s only the beginning
At this age, kids have total meltdowns for the craziest reasons. But just wait until they hit the teenage years. Trying to calm a child down because they have a pink tongue will be the last of your worries.
Before you commit to becoming a parent, you need to give this some serious thought. Only you can decide if speaking in full sentences and not depending on coffee outranks having a baby. It’s a toss-up.
41. That’s the way it works
Even if it’s not your child’s favorite toy, they’re going to have a hissy fit if they can’t find it. Hopefully, for your sake, it’s the one with all the obnoxious sounds that drive you crazy every time your child plays with it.
It’s amazing how this works. But as a parent, you can use this to your advantage. Just identify the sound they respond to best and when you need them, use that instead of wasting time calling their name.
This kid thinks four things isn’t a big deal to achieve her dream of becoming an astronaut. We have to agree with this mom, she’ll probably do better as a motivational speaker but she’ll need to up her game.
Considering that kids usually play one parent off the other, if one asked for both parents to come to the bathroom where they’re at, it’s not going to be good. Hopefully, whatever they broke won’t cost too much to fix.
Sorry kids…you’ve got to go. After all, there’s no way to host a successful Christmas party with toys, dirty clothes, and half-eaten food everywhere. It’s only temporary…maybe.
The best way for a kid to learn something is by experiencing it. So, when this child asked their mom this question, she wanted to make sure they were educated properly. Good job, Mom.
Of course, this mom loves her children. But watching the bus driver take them away makes her love him too. Now, she can relax, read a book or even take a bath in complete privacy.
Okay, so this mom got hungry for something sweet and the only thing she could find was her kid’s chocolate. But if she wants to avoid a meltdown, she’d better come up with a solution and fast.
If there’s one thing every mom and dad need to survive parenting, it’s a good sense of humor. Thankfully, this mom was able to find the situation funny even if the number was probably closer to 30.
50. Everlasting nightmares
Although this trick might’ve taught the kids to stay in bed, now they’ll have to live with nightmares for the rest of their life. Along with humor, parents have to think of long-term consequences.
Either this dad is in the bathroom more often because of an upset stomach from having so much responsibility as a parent or he discovered it’s a great way to escape the madness. We’re putting money on the second scenario.
Remember when we mentioned long-term consequences? Yeah, this probably wasn’t the best idea. Sure, he was trying to be funny but this small child isn’t laughing. It is kind of humorous, though.
53. Unrealistic expectations
It’s amazing how most kids think their parents can work miracles. You know, they think they’re made of money, can fix anything, and have all the answers to life’s hardest questions. Someday, they’ll learn the truth.
Most moms are always on the lookout for ways to cut corners. They spend a lot of time on social media sites looking for cool hacks. This mom discovered one that in certain times, is perfect.
In all fairness, it was the kid’s idea. But we feel kind of sorry for them. We can hear them sharing with other students and their teacher what they did during the summer months.
Speaking of meltdowns, you can avoid them simply by making sure you cut your kid’s sandwich the right way. Squares are so yesterday. You’ve got to keep up with the times, Mom.
After hearing what one dad calls his sons, we can’t imagine how on earth his wife came up with this assumption. Hopefully, he doesn’t say those names in front of the boys.
58. Where’s the gratitude
It takes a lot of work to teach kids proper manners. If this child wasn’t kidding, there’s a quick and easy way to make him appreciate his mom. She could just start eating the Popsicle. That’ll do it.
Do you get the feeling this mom has made it perfectly clear on more than one occasion that the “thing she likes” is this? To maintain harmony within the home, it’s important for parents to communicate well…and it seems as though they do just fine.
60. Missing an important event
This is just one example of why you’ll be late to various events as a parent. Other examples include pants, socks, and shoes. You wait, it’ll happen.
61. Not feeling up to par
You can be the healthiest person in the world but once you become a mom or dad, that all goes out the window. Not only do you have to worry about this but also all the cooties your kids bring home from school.
62. Preparing for teenagers
You just watch, around this age, children begin to assert their independence. That right there will give you some insight on what you can expect once they turn 13. Oh, happy days.
63. Brilliant, not brilliant, brilliant, not brilliant
One day, you’ll look at your child and believe they can become anything they want, whether a college professor or brain surgeon. But then the next day, you’ll worry about them falling and getting injured because they put both legs in one side of their pants.
64. Think before you speak
Once you become a parent, you’ll say all kinds of things that make no sense at all. This is a great example. On a positive note, they quickly realized their mistake.
For a split second there, this dad was elated. Then, he came back down to earth. This was probably just a day when the baby wouldn’t stop fussing so he gets a pass.
As we stated, humor is so critical in a household. Fortunately, everyone got a good laugh out of this even though they didn’t make it on time…again. Maybe they’ll do better tomorrow but probably not.
Parents need to understand that by responding with an answer like this, they’re always going to get some kind of snarky response. Let’s hope the kid had to do some of it.
You know, as soon as this mom starts playing one of the Harry Potter movies, it’ll be the wrong one. By the time she gets it right movie, her child will have changed their mind and now wants to watch something different.
For parents who don’t go through this ritual, they have to figure things out on the fly. So, before you decide to have children, you might seriously consider this. If you can tune out the 10th Mom, you’ll do great.
That’s something else you should know about parenting, There’s a strong chance you’ll swap meals with your kid on multiple occasions simply because they panic.
Airline companies really need to rethink some of their policies…like this one. After all, this mom made a reasonable request. She needed a little shuteye and her kid wouldn’t stop crying. What’s wrong with that?
How does a parent argue with that? This is one of those times when you have to pick your battle. Is the vase you bought more important than your child? Well, depending on the price, it might be. Just kidding.
If you think someone made this up, you’d be wrong. This is the type of struggle that parents deal with on a daily basis. And if they don’t figure something out quickly, they can expect their kid to have a meltdown.
74. You learn something new every day
Not only do moms and dads have the opportunity to teach their children new things but it also works in reverse. As this mom discovered, the nativity scene isn’t what she thought. Well now, she knows the truth.
From the day you become a parent, your world forever changes. Forget about wrinkle-free clothes, perfect hair, and enjoying a full cup of hot coffee. Those days are gone.