Kids are highly opinionated. Even if you don’t ask them what they think about something, they’ll still share their thoughts. And most of the time, they say the funniest things.
It’s the same when it comes to love. Kids have their own opinion about it. Although they’re just being honest, their thoughts leave most adults laughing hard.
As proof, here are 53 kids and their honest view on Valentine’s Day.
Mom was going through a box of keepsakes. She found this “vaugely threatening” Valentine. “You are lucky to be alive!”
2. Elementary School Love
This is what elementary school love looks like. It’s fleeting. Lasts only a month or two.
This kid must be a fan of the X-Men. Because that’s Cyclops. And everything is red.
4. I Love You More Than Cow
This little kid loves their mom more than cow. That’s a lot of love. Cows are huge.
This kid ain’t about Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day ain’t sh*t to him. He prefers Halloween.
This is a grateful child. He understands exactly how much his mom does for him. She makes sure that he stays alive.
Dad told is daughter to write mom a Valentine’s Day card. He didn’t tell her to write an insult card. Apparently mom is sweaty.
What a sweet child. And this is the most beautiful potato I’ve ever seen. It’s equally as beautiful as a human.
Wow, this is freaking brutal! And it seems as if it was actually sent. I hope this solider has a good sense of humor.
It’s called unconditional love. And this kid gets it. Our friends, if they love us unconditionally will always love us even when some of us is missing.
What an adorable idea! It’s so cute. It was a hilarious Valentine’s Day gift from a student to a teacher.
12. The Pregnant Valenine
This little girl somehow learned about pregnancy hormones making mommy crazy. Ahem.. *cough* dad. So this is the Valentine she made her mom.
This is the valentine a 6-year-old gave to her dad. She’s aplogizing for being “rubbish.” He’s not sure what this says about him as a father.
This little girl wanted to console her mom after her dad ate all the Chex mix. So she wrote this “poum.” Mom must have been pretty mad about having her snack eaten.
This is just too damn funny. If you can’t read it, it says: “I want you to know you have a fat heart. The white hearts claims that: “It’s love.” The red heart disagrees. “You eat too much junk food.”
This little cutie is a
Star Wars fan. And he can recognize a Jedi when he sees one. She may not be on the Jedi Council, but she’s great with the force.
When this kid thinks of how much he loves his parents, he thinks of one thing. He thinks of that one dinner. A dinner that was made almost a month before Valentine’s Day. It must have been a really good dinner.
What a cute idea. And pretty clever for an 8-year-old. Just a little under executed.
This boy really does know his momma. He knows how much she loves wine. Only fitting that he put the thing that she loves most on her valentine.
Aww, this little sweetie got the wrong letter. She doesn’t love her whore family. She loves her whole family.
If only all date proposals could go like this. Don’t laugh… this is serious. Too funny!
22. The Most Painful Death
All of these look so precious. Except for that one. The one who wishes you to die a most painful death.
This is the best spelling of guacamole I’ve ever seen. I might have to spell it this way from now on. I love how this letter is just one stream of thought.
This is more of a reminder than a valentine. It was made by a kindergartener. She wanted to remind her mom that she has a fat roll.
The assignment was to make a chemistry related Valentine’s Day card. He chose atomic number 67. That means “You’re My Ho.”
This little boy made his mother a picture of a Valentine’s Day angel. But this doesn’t look much like an angel. It looks like a big old penis.
Damn, this valentine is rude as hell. You’re cool but you could be better. Rude, rude, rude!
28. You Make the Best Craps
Now, this could mean a lot of things. But it doesn’t mean giant BMs. She meant crepes. That’s the story this dad is sticking to.
This was a card made by a little boy for his aunt. Not sure if she’s even on here. But the last one was kind of an odd surprise.
This was a note confiscated by a teacher. It’s science class love. That’s another clever one.
Grandmas are tiny. This child wanted to express that in his valentine for grandma. They nailed it.
This little girl wrote this love note to her mom. That’s because mom’s a star. Not just because she has money.
This is an 8-year-old’s love note. His hand writing is impeccable. He understands that sometimes love needs to be spelled out.
Even at 6-years-old this little girl is planning to fly the coop. She’s going to Mars. Mom and dad can come if they want, but she’s going either way.
This was found on the floor at an elementary school. Looks at all those hearts! Poor heartbroken boy, mom won’t let him.
Was this meant to be a valentine? Or straight up hurtful? Because that’s just mean.
This mommy is her favorite mommy ever. Too bad she called her a piece of poo. She’s sorry for that.
This kid loves his mommy. But only sometimes. His love is conditional.
There’s nothing like being reminded that you’re second best. This teacher got the message loud and clear. This kid spared no feelings.
40. Post Homework Valentine
This kid finished up all her homework. So they decided to make some valentines. And Harry Potter valentines are the best valentines.
41. I Love You With All of my Butt
This kid wanted to express how much he loved someone. It needed to be big. Like his butt.
I have no idea what’s going on here. Is this a valentine or poop? I’m confused.
Aww this kid made a Valentine for his brother. Even if it is kind of mean. It’s the thought that counts.
This mom is a lot of things. She’s both mean and clean. And loved
Happy Valentits! This kid almost got it. Close but not quite.
46. Kiss My Bad Farts Away
Was this one trying to be smart? Kissing my farts away? Haha… smart ass.
I am going to pee my pants. This is so damn funny. What does he give her?
This is so sincere. And honest. It’s what most of us are thinking kid.
A middle school teacher intercepting this “love” note. It’s pretty damn graphic. I don’t think he even knows what he’s talking about.
This was her son’s first love note. It’s pretty straight forward. He shows his interest but he’s not too pushy.
There’s a lot going on here. Poems, spells, death. Is she trying to say: “I love you to death?”
This 8-year-old was trying to say: “Happy Valentine’s Day” with a poem. It’s starts out loving. But it doesn’t end that way.
53. Burping at the Bus Stop
This poor kid must have been real embarrased. There’s a drawing that proves it. She’s thankful mom can control herself from now on.
